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Sleeping Better with Norad

‘Nobody told me there’d be days like these.’ – John Lennon

(SNN) - In light of today’s terrorist attack on Parliament Hill, Canadians are now embracing a relatively unknown sleep aid called Norad. While it has been around for decades, four out of five doctors are saying that as a result of recent events they are recommending their patients consider Norad for a measure of relief from sleeplessness.

Norad can be found on both sides of the Canada/US border, and while it is expensive and available only in large missile-shaped tablets, it is reported as now being easier to swallow.

How can you know if Norad is right for you? The primary indicator is a preoccupation with the need to maintain sovereign airspace.

After all these are, as John Lennon sang, ‘Strange days indeed – most peculiar, Mama’.

Photo: Some Rights Reserved by PATRICK CARDINAL  The Sage nr this article endorsed. The original image can be found here.

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