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Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Anti-Feminists Schlafly Tells Congress to Keep Gender Pay Gap Wide
(SNN) - “Men, looking for wives, are turned off by women who make more money than they do,“ she said on a Christian TV show. “And in addition to that, women should get big boobs, and above all, should never get a college education or get older than twenty-three.”
Republican Ad for Ideal 2016 Presidential Candidate Found on Craigslist
(SNN) - White woman with Afro-American and Hispanic parents, who is a pro-life, anti-union, anti-Obamacare doctor, who wants to cut the government in half and to double the Defense budget. Wanting to invade Iran and the Crimea a plus.
New Way Found to Fund Incumbents Upcoming Campaigns
(SNN) - “We used to spend most of our time on the Hill asking for money,” one, who didn't want to be named, said. “Then someone floated a bill to make PACs comply with current truth-in-advertising laws, and $5 billion poured into to the coffers of those who pleaded to vote against it.”
In Financial News
(SNN) - The DevilsList, stocks in companies that do massive environmental damage, repeatedly break public safety laws, stash billions in cash overseas, and on and on, still continues to do better than the AngelsList.
Ed Toolis, author of “There’s an App for That”
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Liberals Use Crushing Debt to Aid Middle Class
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
(SNN) In an exclusive interview with the Sage News*, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, discussed his government’s ambitious, unprecedented plan to help the middle class by racking up debt like a bitter divorcee ...
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North Korea Axes Public Executions
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
(SNN) Pyongyang, North Korea –In response to a major shift in US Foreign Policy and rumors of a possible state visit by US President Donald Trump, North Korean authorities have been ordered to curtail public trials ...
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Senior Duffers Rules of Golf
Sunday, June 18, 2017
(SNN) It’s Spring and the thoughts of masochists turn to golf. When people ask me if I play golf, I respond: "I play a game similar to golf, only with more lurching about and travel." Actually there's nothing similar ...
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Cdn Border Flooded With Army Vets Dressed as Refugees
Monday, February 27, 2017
(SNN) The UN High Commission on Refugees has found evidence that most of the new refugees walking to Canada from the US are actually Canadian military veterans trying to get a better deal from the government. Commission ...
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It (Usually) Never Rains In California
Thursday, February 09, 2017
(SNN) When I was notified I had won a prize for rainmaking I was gob-smacked while trying to close my umbrella. The last one to win that prestigious award was Burt Lancaster whom I’m often mistaken for without my ...
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Snubs and Flubs at the Oscar Nominations
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
11. Worse singing by a nominated Actress: Meryl Streep, in “Florence Foster Jenkins.” (This is her second nomination in this category. She won previously for “Mama Mia”) 10. Most academy award nominations for ...
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Death by Limerick - Trump Edition
Thursday, January 19, 2017
Now that Trump has just stunned the whole nation and had his inauguration They fight for totality of what is reality Using lurid sensationalization Who is this "they" some folks may wonder Media on both sides ...
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Death by Limerick - Cdn Politics Edition
Wednesday, January 04, 2017
(SNN) In the fine tradition of political limerick writing, which dates back to the 1800's, the Sage has taken to verse to try and explain Canadian current events. Okay, so it ain't Shakespear. PM Trudeau did promise, ...
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Trudeau's Resolutions Released by Hackers
Monday, December 26, 2016
(SNN) A shadowy group of Internet hackers known as Ickyleaks has managed to figure out Prime Minister Trudeau's password to his home computer (JT#1PM4Ca) and have released the PM's New Years Resolutions. Here they ...
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My Aching Back and the Magical Little Christmas Tree
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
(SNN) We moved from Washington DC to Los Angeles CA in the Summer of 1983, lock, stock, dog and our two kids—John, almost eight, and Andrew almost four. They adjusted to their new environs as best they could. Come ...