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Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Anti-Feminists Schlafly Tells Congress to Keep Gender Pay Gap Wide
(SNN) - “Men, looking for wives, are turned off by women who make more money than they do,“ she said on a Christian TV show. “And in addition to that, women should get big boobs, and above all, should never get a college education or get older than twenty-three.”
Republican Ad for Ideal 2016 Presidential Candidate Found on Craigslist
(SNN) - White woman with Afro-American and Hispanic parents, who is a pro-life, anti-union, anti-Obamacare doctor, who wants to cut the government in half and to double the Defense budget. Wanting to invade Iran and the Crimea a plus.
New Way Found to Fund Incumbents Upcoming Campaigns
(SNN) - “We used to spend most of our time on the Hill asking for money,” one, who didn't want to be named, said. “Then someone floated a bill to make PACs comply with current truth-in-advertising laws, and $5 billion poured into to the coffers of those who pleaded to vote against it.”
In Financial News
(SNN) - The DevilsList, stocks in companies that do massive environmental damage, repeatedly break public safety laws, stash billions in cash overseas, and on and on, still continues to do better than the AngelsList.
Ed Toolis, author of “There’s an App for That”
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Dogs, Drugs, and Forgiveness
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
(SNN) Oh my goodness. Just heard that the four time champion of Alaska's Iditarod may have given his dogs drugs to enhance their speed. Now, I wonder if my former Golden Labrador dog Charlie (Charles Worthington ...
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Tragedy Strikes Sullivan's Pond
Monday, August 14, 2017
(SNN) After being sent yesterday by The Sage News Network to cover a memorial held for two geese that had been tragically run over, I sit at home today enjoying delicious foie gras on crackers. The event was held ...
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How to Make Love in a Canoe
Monday, July 03, 2017
One night a young amorous Sioux Had a date with a maiden he knioux; The coroner found The couple had drowned Making love in a leaky canoe -Anonymous (SNN) The French gave the world a kiss, the Spanish provided an ...
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North Korea Axes Public Executions
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
(SNN) Pyongyang, North Korea –In response to a major shift in US Foreign Policy and rumors of a possible state visit by US President Donald Trump, North Korean authorities have been ordered to curtail public trials ...
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Senior Duffers Rules of Golf
Sunday, June 18, 2017
(SNN) It’s Spring and the thoughts of masochists turn to golf. When people ask me if I play golf, I respond: "I play a game similar to golf, only with more lurching about and travel." Actually there's nothing similar ...