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Notable Quotes from Tea Party 5th Anniversary Convention


(SNN) - Notable Quotes from Tea Party 5th Anniversary Convention

  • “Because Arizona’s Religious Liberty bill didn’t get signed, now good, decent, God-fearing Christian cake bakers will be forced to make gay porn pastries.”
  • “If Obama Can’t Stop an Invasion of Bedbugs, How Is He Going To Stop an Invasion of Muslim Terrorists.”
  • “Of course we have an immigration policy. If they plead guilty to a felony and pay a fine, I think we should let illegal immigrants become citizens, assuming they don’t have criminal records.”
  • “People say we accomplished nothing in Congress this year. I beg to differ. The whole point of our movement is limited government. We won’t be happy until all Congresses are Do Nothing Congresses."
  • “Obama failed to take advantage of the Arab Spring and bring democracy to the Muslim world. And just watch, he’ll fail to take advantage of the uprising of Ukraine to finally bring American-style democracy to Russia, too. And that’s why we must win the Senate in the midterm election.”

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