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Brian Williams Scandal Smears The Sage News Network
Sunday, February 08, 2015
(SNN) – A recent report that the Canadian News Agency SNN had offered NBC Anchorman Brian Williams the position as their Faux News Managing Editor was false. “I can say that as the co-founder of The Sage News, we ...
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Homegrown Evidence Weighs Heavy For Brian Williams
Friday, February 06, 2015
(SNN) - In a shocking turn of events for Brian Williams, the embattled NBC news anchor, new revelations further shroud the once esteemed journalist’s credibility. In reports simultaneously released by Fox News, ...
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Pizza Spokesrat Shot; Police Suspect All Parents
Monday, September 22, 2014
(SNN) - Mr. Charles E. Rodent, beloved Spokesrat for a chain of restaurants that serves good pizza to badly over-adrenalized children, was shot and seriously wounded last night while dining at one of his establishments. ...
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Canada Goose Bullies American Eagle: Poops in Sears CEO's Yard
Sunday, January 12, 2014
(SNN) - Residents of Buffalo, NY are in shock after a Canada goose attacked a bald eagle in broad daylight near the Peace bridge. The attack occurred around 11:00 am Sunday morning and involved a lone goose wearing ...
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U.S. Black Friday Riots Now Legal
Monday, November 25, 2013
(SNN) The US Government has announced that no laws will be enforced from sundown on Thanksgiving to sunrise on Black Friday. “We considered suspending the constitution,” said a spokesman, “but our citizens love ...
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National Retail Giant Receives Excellence in Mediocrity Award
Monday, March 25, 2013
(SNN) - A national big-box store has become the newest recipient of the National Crappy Institute's 2013 Excellence in Mediocrity Award. Wal-Marde, the discount offshoot of retail giant Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., beat ...