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Cork and the Geez; Star Wars vs Vanity

(SNN) The Old Coot & The Geezer, disappointed they did not get a Nobel Nomination, have gone back to lab and come up with yet another innovation for the show. This week, for the first time in the History of Criticism, a reviewing team uses the legendary "Doppler Selfie-Cam 7000 HD with Doppler." 

This joins last week's innovation, "The Horn of Distain," in  making OC&G the most technologically complex program ever.

John Corcoran (The Old Coot) and Dan Roth (The Geezer) hope you won't notice their questionable syntax, or that they haven't seen the movies they discuss,or their persistent lack of quality footwear.    


John "Cork" Corcoran 
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.   
                                                           --Douglas Adams


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