Current Satire Living Stories Dogs, Drugs, and Forgiveness Wednesday, October 25, 2017 Tragedy Strikes Sullivan's Pond Monday, August 14, 2017 How to Make Love in a Canoe Monday, July 03, 2017 It (Usually) Never Rains In California Thursday, February 09, 2017 My Aching Back and the Magical Little Christmas Tree Wednesday, December 21, 2016 Road-Tested and Ready Thursday, December 08, 2016 Trump: Worse Than a Poke in the Knee with a Sharp Scalpel? Saturday, November 19, 2016 Living Dead is the Best Revenge Saturday, August 06, 2016 Jan's Weight Loss Secrets! Thursday, July 28, 2016 SHUT UP! Can't You See I'm Meditating? Friday, July 22, 2016 15 Truths About the Joys of Granddaughters Tuesday, April 12, 2016 Valentine's Day Checklist Saturday, February 13, 2016 Before You Hunker Down, SHOP! Friday, January 22, 2016 El Nino Hammers Hollywood (Film at 11!) Saturday, January 09, 2016 The Dog Who Tried to Kill Me Wednesday, October 21, 2015 School Div to Build Special Wings To Host Every Possible Gender Monday, September 28, 2015 Top 15 Rejected Nicknames for New Planes Tuesday, August 04, 2015 Indiana Senior Citizens Euchre Games Busted Tuesday, July 21, 2015 UFO's: Ex-CIA Unit Debunks Existence Tuesday, July 07, 2015 Hubbies, Hillary and Police Brutality; News Bits You Missed Monday, May 11, 2015 15 Things I Found While Looking for My Car Keys Thursday, March 26, 2015 SNN Mourns the Loss of America's Most Trusted Anchorman Thursday, February 19, 2015 50 Shades of Grey-Haired Dates Saturday, February 14, 2015 Eau de Garbage at Wind in the Laurels Friday, January 30, 2015 Grampy vs Four-Year-Old and a Spider Monday, December 22, 2014 All I Want for Christmas is No More Stuff Tuesday, December 16, 2014 All I Want for Christmas; an Apology Saturday, December 06, 2014 15 Absolute Truths About Thanksgiving Dinner Sunday, November 23, 2014 Kim Kardashian's Booty has been nominated Thursday, November 13, 2014 Dating After 50 Not Going Well Thursday, October 30, 2014 CorkList: Ten Favorite Zamfir Tunes Wednesday, October 08, 2014 Our Technological Toys Friday, September 26, 2014 Packing Heat for the BBQ Monday, September 15, 2014 Clothing Optional Sunday, September 07, 2014 Must Watch Made-for-Mobile-Devices Movies Sunday, August 31, 2014 You to Can Right Gud Like Me Do Thursday, August 07, 2014 What Amusement Parks Would You Like to Visit? Saturday, July 26, 2014 The Cork Report: Kenny G Cuts With Titles I Forgot Friday, July 25, 2014 INTRODUCING: The Black Hole (TM) Vacuum Cleaner Saturday, May 24, 2014 A Pair of Corkers Sunday, May 18, 2014 Televangelist Launches Prophecy Hotline Wednesday, May 07, 2014 The Numbers Game Wednesday, May 07, 2014 Punctuating the Silence Monday, May 05, 2014 Otterman Returns Wednesday, April 16, 2014 Woman Gets Hair Transplant For Her Legs Friday, April 11, 2014 GRANNY'S STILL GOT IT (and grandpa too) (c) 2013 Wednesday, April 09, 2014 2 Plus 2 Equals Miley Wednesday, April 09, 2014 Yes, Virginia, There IS an Easter Bunny Friday, April 04, 2014 Another Snippet from Fox News - on Guns Wednesday, April 02, 2014 SAT Test Won't Beat Around the Bush Tuesday, March 18, 2014 Notable Quotes from Tea Party 5th Anniversary Convention Wednesday, March 05, 2014 Can Helmets Help Bird Brains or Do Their Peckers Doom Them? Friday, February 14, 2014 Facebook Turns 10. Edits Profile to Look Older. Tuesday, February 11, 2014 Cupid's Valentine Shocker: He's Loveless and in Rehab Wednesday, January 29, 2014 Smart Phones, Operating Systems and Breakdowns Wednesday, January 29, 2014 Airline Says "Oops, My Bad" After Man Flying to New York Wakes up in Thailand Sunday, January 19, 2014 Sweden: Birthplace of the Blues Monday, January 13, 2014 Paying It Forward: One Man's Domestic Genius Friday, January 10, 2014 Worst Shows of the New TV Season Thursday, January 09, 2014 My Recent Holiday Humbug Tuesday, January 07, 2014 Most Fraudulent Book Titles of 2013 Friday, January 03, 2014 On the Twelfth Night of Christmas I Got Camel Poop Friday, January 03, 2014 Re-Gifting to Myself Thursday, December 26, 2013 Prairie Chickens Cause Surveillance Concerns in Ft. Mac Saturday, December 14, 2013 Culture Wars: Saturnalia Friday, December 13, 2013 The Worst Car in the History of Earth* Tuesday, December 10, 2013 Xmas Newsletter 2013: We Put the Fun in Dysfunctional Monday, December 09, 2013 An Interview with Stephen King Friday, December 06, 2013 Trifling with Truffles Thursday, December 05, 2013 Prediction; 2014 Will Be the Dumbest Year Ever Wednesday, December 04, 2013 Take This Bird and Stuff It! Monday, November 25, 2013 Thanksgiving Reminds Americans How Much they Hate Turkey Friday, November 22, 2013 Miss Piggy - Bitter and Alone Monday, November 18, 2013 Secrets of Manly Males, Nails & Max Factor Monday, November 18, 2013 Mathematician Discovers World's Longest Integer Friday, November 15, 2013 12 Shocking Things to Watch For When Seeing 'Gravity' Again Wednesday, November 13, 2013 Truth About Red Planet is Revealed Sunday, November 10, 2013 Ringo Marries Yoko Wednesday, November 06, 2013 Final Goodbye to Tiny Nun Wednesday, November 06, 2013 Cirque du Soleil Denounces Abstract Performances Tuesday, November 05, 2013 New App Translates Keith Richards into English Wednesday, October 23, 2013 Ultimate Proud Mary Triumph! Tuesday, October 22, 2013 The Restaurant that serves . . .Poo Monday, October 21, 2013 New Laws For Werewolf Owners Sunday, October 20, 2013 Global News Team Abducted by Aliens Saturday, October 19, 2013 Local Garage Band Perfects "Proud Mary" Wednesday, October 16, 2013 TED Talks Cancelled for Lack of New Ideas Friday, October 11, 2013 Twitter Success in 10 Easy Tweets Monday, October 07, 2013 My Facebook Divorce Sunday, October 06, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to Avoid Top 10 Lists Thursday, October 03, 2013 Showtime's Series, Masters of Sex: Wednesday, October 02, 2013 Papers Reveal Churchill's Clowns Sunday, September 22, 2013 L.A. Cops to look into Deadly Paint Monday, September 16, 2013 Medicine Hat Inundated With Sick Headgear Sunday, September 08, 2013 My Canadian Carpenter Ants Who Haven't Repaired a Damn Thing. Monday, August 12, 2013 AN OPEN LETTER: To Woody Allen Wednesday, August 07, 2013 Cougar Spotted in Downtown Toronto: Terrifies College Graduate. Friday, August 02, 2013 Television: Sucks your Mind Dry. Thursday, July 25, 2013 Jan Marshall Wants My Love-Child or Maybe Just Eggs Tuesday, July 23, 2013 Texting Behind Increase in Irritable Vowel Syndrome Monday, July 15, 2013 McDonald's Commits to Reducing Food-Flinging Injuries Monday, July 08, 2013 New Toy Idea - My First Autopsy Monday, July 01, 2013 Couples-only-Vibrator hits market with a Buzz. Monday, June 24, 2013 Reflections on the Marriage Contract Sunday, June 23, 2013 Mind Over Matter and a Clean Bedroom Wednesday, June 19, 2013 Dear Benji, Love Mom Tuesday, June 18, 2013 Dear Publisher's Clearing House Monday, June 17, 2013 Missing from The Marriage Debate: How to Tell When It's Kaput Saturday, May 25, 2013 Martha Stewart: Dating and Her Up Till Now Secret Twin Dartha Wednesday, May 15, 2013 CPAC Tops Weekly Cable Network Ratings Saturday, May 11, 2013 National No Make-Up Day Causes Chaos Wednesday, May 01, 2013 CBSA Deploying New Smell-O-Vision X-ray Technology Sunday, April 14, 2013 Who's that on the phone? Facebook will Tell You Sunday, April 07, 2013 First Look: Extreme Sock Folding Premieres on TLC Sunday, March 31, 2013 Coming Soon: I am Number 2,987 Tuesday, March 19, 2013 Are you doing your job correctly? Monday, March 04, 2013
