(SNN) - Prime Minister Stephen Harper has completed a productive visit to the men's room, part of a trip that also led him down the hall of Parliament's Centre Block.
The prime minister's three-minute visit saw him travel through three of the parliamentary building's inner hallways. “This official visit to the men's room was a great opportunity to promote Canada internationally,” Harper stated. “Our Commonwealth democracy shares a deep and growing bond with many other countries, including the United States, which are very interested in exploiting some of our natural resources, such as poutine and Molson Canadian beer.”
During his time in the men's room, Harper met with U.S. President Barack Obama, where they discussed matters of international importance, such as the creation of a Death Star and the season finale of Battlestar Galactica. U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, was also scheduled to meet with the prime minister, but was not allowed in the men's only washroom. However, the prime minister did meet with her upon exiting to discuss matters of mutual interest such as finding ways to screen passengers at airports without touching their junk.
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