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Death by Limerick - Trump Edition

Image from prescient limerick artist Edward Lear

Now that Trump has just stunned the whole nation
and had his inauguration
They fight for totality
of what is reality
Using lurid sensationalization


Who is this "they" some folks may wonder
Media on both sides who thunder
while spinning reporting
toward folks they are courting
While burying our trust in them under.




Who knows true crowd totals and who cares?
Is your picture the fake or is their's?
The truth is not heard
In the din of the herd
Leaving the American public unawares.



So we'll make fun of the now ruling POTUS
He's the president voting has got us.
and it's said making jokes
about presidential folks
is fair given what freedom's bought us.



Trumps victory and sudden ascension
Came via odds too bigly to mention
I give him his due
but I think that it's true
That we've been beamed to a different dimension.



But say what you want, Trump's not a quitter
Leaving many a foe sad and bitter
Do you know how I know
About the president so?
I follow his comments on Twitter.



Trump is concerned about Internet hackses
 sends notes just by pigeon or faxes
So says those "inside"
And it's all just to hide
How he's managed to dodge paying taxes.

Trump sure has a lot of detractors
Especially singers and actors
But the group who will boast
They hate Trump the most
Are all of his ripped-off contractors.

But America has spine and has jump
And will survive the elevation of Trump.
The country's too strong
To take crap for long.
Whether Trump is a saviour or chump


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