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White House to Target Politically Incorrect TV Shows


(SNN) Leaked documents procured from disgruntled I.T. Personnel with White House clearance has revealed that the Obama Administration has plans to target archived television programs deemed politically incorrect. A memo dated as recent as December 15, 2014, from COS, Donald MacDonough, reveals that pressure from the World Standards Cooperation (WSC) Alliance prompted the White House to push through federal laws that will see the destruction of many television shows going as far back as 1930.

“President Obama announced a series of Executive Actions to protect Americans from political incorrect programming,” came information from the MacDonough memo. “As a part of these efforts, key federal agencies responsible for administering moral and ethical standards will explore ways to implement proper and fair enforcement”.

The purge will impose the following restrictions on targeted archived television programming.

  1. It will be unlawful to sell, rent, possess or publish listed television programming, and all listed materials are to be presented to a federal agent for immediate destruction.
  2. It will be unlawful for a person to possess listed television programming if the storage media is directly or indirectly connected to the internet by any network solution.
  3. All existing copies of digital media, including and not limited to, magnetic tape and optical media, of listed television programs on display for sale at any retail location, shall be off the shelves by midnight (E.S.T.) on December 31st, 2015

Of the thousands of television programming now archived by networks and independant repositories, only thirty-four have been targeted for destruction:

  • All in the Family
  • Archie Bunker's Place
  • B. J. and the Bear
  • Barney & Friends
  • China Beach
  • Cougar Town
  • F Troop
  • Fantasy Island
  • Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
  • In Living Color
  • It's About Time
  • Kung Fu
  • Leave It to Beaver
  • Love, American Style
  • Lost in Space
  • Married with Children
  • Mickey Mouse Club
  • Mister Ed
  • Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect 
  • Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in
  • The Odd Couple (1970)
  • The Jeffersons
  • The Jack Benny Program
  • The Little Rascals, Our Gang
  • The Brady Bunch
  • The Bugs Bunny Show
  • The Man Show
  • The Little People
  • The Gong Show
  • That '70s Show
  • The Flintstones
  • The Waltons
  • Three's Company
  • T. J. Hooker

According to sources, the list was compiled by White House staffers after tabling responses to a series of memes used on Facebook and Twitter, as well as comments to show clips on YouTube.


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