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Seagull with the Shits Barely Makes it to a McDonald's Parking Lot

(SNN) A bowel challenged seagull with a explosive case of diarrhea sprayed drive-through diners at a popular California fast food establishment today just outside of La Jolla. Witnesses say that excrement sprayed a row of convertibles waiting for their Fries and Big Macs with special sauce.

The poor sick bird is reported to be doing just fine. The cause of the gastrointestinal infection is not known.

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