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Trudeau Vows to Change Flag Leaf From Maple to Marijuana

Photo: The Standard we shall carry into battle

(SNN) Justin Trudeau announced at a presser in Edmonton to kick off his electoral campaign, that he will have the Canadian maple leaf changed to a cannabis leaf if his party gets a majority.

“I can imagine some of my detractors are going to have a field day with this move,” admitted Trudeau candidly. “However, no one can argue that marijuana is grown in every region of Canada, unlike maple trees. I realize the maple producers of Canada may be upset, but there are a lot more marijuana producers than maple syrup producers in this country and it’s about representing the most people possible across this great nation, isn’t it?”

Stephen Harper provided a written response to the announcement claiming that “as long as I’m alive and able to draw breath, the flag of Canada will remain the maple leaf it always has been since Confederation”.

It is rumoured NDP leader Thomas Mulcair claimed he knew a guy in Montreal who could “take care of Harper and his breathing fetish.” No official comment was issued from the Mulcair team, however, although there was, reportedly, a lot of giggling going on behind the closed NDP caucus meeting room door, which was surrounded by reporters.

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