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Mike Duffy Admits To Paying For Something

Photo: Infographic of Senate Expense Accounts


(SNN) At the trial of Senator Mike Duffy, who kind of represents PEI, it was revealed he accidently paid for some golf clubs with his own money.

“I swear it was not on purpose,” explained the pilloried personage. “I couldn’t believe the golf place wouldn’t take a senate purchase order. It’s better than gold. Well, for me, anyway. I don’t have to pay for the gold so it’s all good.”

The porcine politico apparently not only lost the receipt, which could easily have been rectified or “smoothed over” somehow, but also completely forgot about it, something the senate accountants couldn’t help him with.

“I wouldn’t have known about the mistake at all except when I checked out my bank account, there was a debit entry,” he chuckled. “I just never see any of those, so it really caught my eye. I guess I’ll still expense it since I was a senator in good standing when I made the purchase.”

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