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SNN Mourns the Loss of America's Most Trusted Anchorman

(SNN) - In a two-hour address to readers yesterday, Editor-in-Chief Brian Hahn said, “While the other evening news anchors aired two-minutes of hard news, with the rest being fluff, feel-good pieces and the most viral video of the day, this great man made his reputation for in-depth analysis of the issues, exposing buffoonery, hypocrisy and the bull that dominates so much of politics today.” 

“Yes, we will all miss Jon Stewart, America's greatest anchorman since Cronkite. And we here at the Sage News Network pledge to do our best to carry the torch from now on out.”  - Brian Hahn

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