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Anti-Vaxxers Cause Riots at Gov. Chris Christie Rally

(SNN) - When a hundred placard waving parents showed up late, with their children, to thank him for supporting their right to not give their precious little ones autism and other profound mental disorders, thousands scattered in all directions.

“People were screaming at me,” said the New Jersey State Police, who headed security for the rally, “saying, that if I was there to serve and protect, why wasn’t I making sure they didn’t get hit with multi-million-dollar class action lawsuits, for spreading a once-eradicated, sometimes-deadly disease to thousands of babies, who were too young to get vaccinations.”

In the week that followed, the governor had eight previously-scheduled meetings with state department heads, one conference with county and city officials, and a second rally scheduled; but no one showed up but the anti-vaxxers.

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