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Tuesday, January 20, 2015
(SNN) - Do you know someone who belongs to all of the following groups? All are the real results of polls, as printed in "The Week", a weekly news summary magazine.
- 41% say we’d be better off with no government at all and let the markets run the economy
- 43% expect the economy to collapse in the next few years.
- 63% think unmarried people who have sex, have no morals.
- 18% believe the Republicans have a better health care program than Obamacare, even though they have never come up with one.
- 17% of Americans think Obama is a Muslim.
- 64% can’t name 3 branches of the U.S. government.
- 17% think Ebola is the most urgent health problem facing the nation, not heart disease, cancer, diabetes, etc.
- 1 in 5 would have sex with a robot
- 65% of Americans believe Obama would be better at handling an alien invasion than would Romney.
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