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(SNN) - Do you know someone who belongs to all of the following groups? All are the real results of polls, as printed in "The Week", a weekly news summary magazine.

  • 41% say we’d be better off with no government at all and let the markets run the economy
  • 43% expect the economy to collapse in the next few years.
  • 63% think unmarried people who have sex, have no morals.
  • 18% believe the Republicans have a better health care program than Obamacare, even though they have never come up with one.
  • 17% of Americans think Obama is a Muslim.
  • 64% can’t name 3 branches of the U.S. government.
  • 17% think Ebola is the most urgent health problem facing the nation, not heart disease, cancer, diabetes, etc.
  • 1 in 5 would have sex with a robot
  • 65% of Americans believe Obama would be better at handling an alien invasion than would Romney.

If you, or anyone you know, fits the above profile, tell us in the comment section below. We’ll have them contact you


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