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New Cult formed by followers of a Butthole Surfers' Song [VIDEO]

"I Saw An X-Ray Of A Girl Passing Gas"


(SNN) – Not since the hippy cult was formed by Charles Manson basing his movement on the Beatles song “Helter Skelter” has a religion been formed by another pop song. Nestled in Alberta's rolling hills, near Barrhead, sits a group of shut-ins who have formed a new religion that canonized the song “I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas”, by The Butthole Surfers.

Known locally as the followers of Buttslam, the group have drawn considerable attention by local authorities. “Folks in these parts don't take kindly to strangers,” came the observation from local Fish and Game Officer, Chip Piker.”Two years ago, three people squatted in the middle of a small island on Lac La Nonne, and now the group have swelled to nearly forty five men and woman.”

On a recent local radio show based out of the Town of Barrhead, Buttslam Guru, who goes by the name of Sheik Urbooty, sent out a call to action for people to join him on the small island by stating, “Words got twisted and history didn't know what to say. I saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas.”

“It was the strangest interview,” advised DeeJay for CUBJ AM1200 Barrhead, “Prior to the interview, I played the song, introduced Sheik Urbooty, he spoke those words, got up, and walked out of the studio.” Officials from CUBJ have reported that since Urbooty proclaimed his call to action, they have lost their sound man and receptionist to the cult, and emails have flooded in asking for directions to Lac La Nonne.

Professor of Theological Anthropology at the University of Alberta, Cloris Cloister, stated that like many religious calls to action, the one issued by Sheik Urbooty is specifically referred to as a Buttwa, where followers and new converts are preparing for some future action. “It's quite simple really, “ stated Cloister, “by definition a Buttwa is a ruling on a point of Buttslamic law given by a recognized authority.” Cloister added that whatever he is calling for will involve, “...lies, confusion, radiation and fossil fuels.”

According to the Town of Barrhead officials and authorities at Lac La Nonne, the only affects the Buttslamic's have had on the locals are a rash of pregnant goats, sheep and a reduction in the Yellow Perch and Walleyed Pike population.

The full song “I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas” is provided above. Viewer caution is advised.


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