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Man wakes up to find stranger in his pants


(SNN) - A Kentucky man was arrested after police say he wandered into the wrong home drunk and got into a strangers pants, who woke up startled and called 911.

Police say the pants invasion occurred early Saturday morning at an apartment complex in Bugtussle. Kentucky. Officers say 36-year-old Corné Crapaud of Monroe County told officers he thought he was in his mother's pants; she also resides in the same complex.

A man in the home said he told Crapaud to leave, but Crapaud refused. Police say Crapaud was still in the man's pants when they arrived.

Crapaud was charged with unlawful entry and littering. He was released on $5 bail and ordered to appear in Court on Nov. 4.


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