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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez go horseback riding in Canada

Who really gives a crap?

(SNN) - In an attempt to look like the entertainment media community is on top of their game, news outlets reported that Canadian pop-tart Justin Bieber, along with actress Selena Gomez, went horseback riding in Canada last Wednesday.

Yes, you read this here second, or third on The Sage Entertainment that two young people rode horses in Canada. Not to be outdone by other news agencies, we will report the following:

  1. Bieber posted a bunch of photographs of their ride on his Instagram account, including an image of Gomez's butt as she rode her mount in front of him.. and
  2. Bieber and Gomez appear to be together again . . . . yay.

For our readers that have a life, the following will be of some assistance in understanding this earth shattering news event. Bieber is a singer, and yes, claims Canadian citizenship. Selena Gomez is an American actress and singer, and yes she is pretty.

The Sage apologizes for wasting your time. For more entertaining reading, please explore any other story on either The Sage Satire, The Sage Opinion or The Sage Entertainment.

Image (cropped): Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez -  Some Rights Reserved by "youseerightthrume" flickr photostream, The Sage nor this article endoresed. The original image can be found here.

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