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Breast-Feeding Mom Punted From Nudist Camp

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(SNN) - Yvette Buble, an attractive, 26 year-old dental hygienist, claims she was forcibly ejected from a camp frequented by nudists known as Jaybird Acres for breast-feeding her infant daughter at the beach volleyball tournament last weekend. Camp officials say they had received numerous complaints about Buble's brazen flaunting of her body.

"There's walking around naked and then there's just being a shameless hussy," explained Jaybird Acres Camp Director, Chester Butz. "You don't see me with a baby hanging off me, do you? Everybody knows boobs are like train sets. They are designed for Dads, but kids like them, too."

Buble has hired a lawyer to sue the camp for damages not yet specified. She claims the old, wrinkly, droopy bare bodies on display at the camp are far uglier than babies having a liquid lunch.

"The sexual shenanigans at that camp would make Caligula blush," charged Buble. "Apparently, it is only okay to latch on to some woman’s bosom if you're an old creeper. I hope decent, progressive-minded people avoid that place like the bubonic plague."


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