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Bill Gates defeated while installing Windows 8.1.


(SNN) – Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and the father of Windows spent an entire day at Microsoft's Headquarters trying to install Windows 8.1. A spokesman for the PC guru has gone on record to say that the computer Mr. Gates was using kept hanging up when trying to read the first floppy disc. “Being old school, Bill likes to use 3.5” floppy discs, so we humour him and gave him the latest version of Windows on 350, 3.5” discs.”

According to sources close to the multimillionaire, Gates was heard cursing a blue streak at the computer and at one point he was heard saying, “What the......, Where did this blue screen come from?!”

“It was a hoot!” the undisclosed source added.

The issue was resolved when Microsoft's IT staff came to the rescue and gave Mr. Gates a new MacBook Pro. “The problem really is that Bill still thinks that 640K is all the memory anyone ever needs," advised Bob the IT guy.


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