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Dimonos Pizza Debuts Drone Delivery

Flying Drones Pack Pies, Not Firepower


(SNN) - Dimonos Pizza has become the latest company to experiment using civilian flying drones to deliver their products to their customers’ doors. President and CEO of the company, J. Silvio Mozzarella, was on-hand at the unveiling of the new service.

“We are very proud to be on the crest of a wave, leading the way, at the forefront of the cutting edge of the new era of pizza delivery,” proclaimed Mozzarella humbly during a media briefing. “We believe this is just the beginning for this technology. Someday, all pizza will be delivered this way.”

The initiative has not been without its detractors. A spokesman from Citizens for Privacy Even Though We’re Not Criminals, John Smith, was quick to air his group’s concerns.

“As much as we are extremely interested in pizza being delivered hotter and faster than ever before, we do have a problem with the tracking program installed in the drones that scans windows as it flies by to see if people are eating competitors’ pizzas so they can ramp up their marketing at them,” claimed Smith. “They are almost as intrusive as Facebook.”

Recent polling suggests, however, that a vast majority of citizens would be quite willing to give up a portion of their privacy to get hotter, faster pizza.


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