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'Personal Massagers' Recalled

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(SNN) - Health and beauty product manufacturer, Joy Buzzer Inc, has recalled their premium personal massage product, the Orgasmo 5000, due to safety concerns. In product testing, some of the units would suddenly “go crazy” and use up the energy of four D-Cell alkaline batteries in the space of a few minutes. Company officials fear the extreme hyper vibration and speed of the rotating head could cause bruising and other injuries to sensitive areas.

“I want to stress that so far, no actual injuries have resulted in this strange defect,” said company CEO Justin Beaver. “In fact, even after the product exhibited the defect, those it had happened to still requested that they get to keep the testing model. Some begged, even.”

Although the recall notice has been sent to every person they could track down that had bought one, none of the units, thus far have been returned. In fact, none of the men sent to track down the purchasers have returned, either.

The recall hasn’t appeared to hurt sales as the company was flooded with orders after the media was made aware of the situation. There were some complaints, however, that after the machines would go berserk, they would instantly switch to sleep mode.


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