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Scientists Discover the Quantum God Particle

Time Travel Observed in Particle Experiment


(SNN) – Thanksgiving will have a new meaning for scientists as this year will be celebrated as a turning point for mankind. In an experiment that was held in close secrecy using a Large Hadron Collider, scientists have proven the possibility of time travel. Nuclear Physicists have not only found the Higgs boson (God particle) but have measured the quantum effect, and the ability to control the effect through an atomic process dubbed the QGP-64. “The experiment has captured a true event of QE (Quantum Entanglement),” was a statement from a recovered RPG.

It is speculated that scientists were able to measure a negative integral value, indicating that they were able to project particles in the future, and capture the particles as they lay in waiting for time to catch up.

The Quantum God Particle in Relation to The God Effect

Quantum Entanglement (QE), also known as the God Effect, is the working mechanism of the Higgs boson (God particle) required to understand how the universe operates. In theory, the QGP is Genesis and the required knowledge to understand the initial commencement of measurable time as it relates to the universal origin.

“This is truly stuff only The Doctor could appreciate,” the RGP text states. “Soon we will be able to traverse time in our Tardis and witness the beginning of the universe.”

The memo was discovered in a string of code on system discs once operated by CERN employees from Dayton Ohio. The only label on the floppy disc is the hand written word ZORK.


Photo Credits: CERN [Reciprocal link back The Large Hadron Collider/ATLAS at CERN] provided by Image Editor, The Sage nor this article endored.

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