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Obamas Name New Puppy 'Sunni'

Move Outrages U.S. Shiite Population


(SNN) - What began as a fluff piece for the media hounds has now become an embarrassment for the First Family. Barack Obama and his clan had adopted a cute little dog to join them in the White House but ran afoul of public opinion by naming the pet “Sunni”

“This is obviously a disguised insult to all adherents of Shia teachings,” said cleric Abu Schmabu of the First Islamist United Church in Frisco, Texas. “We are very disappointed in Mr. Obama who has yet again demonstrated what a poor excuse for a Muslim he is.”

The Obamas claim the controversy with the cleric is simply a clerical error (no pun intended) and that they had actually named the tiny canine “Sunny”. Unfortunately, however, there was an issue with the birth certificate.

“I don’t know why we always have trouble with birth certificates,” chuckled the president. “Luckily, they are easily altered after the fact.”

Currently, it has been reported the dog is living up to its intended name; leaving brilliantly yellow pools of sunlight on the Oval Office carpet.


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