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Area 51: Declassification Reveals Proof of E.T. held by U.S. Government.

CIA acknowledge the existence of top secret facility at Groom Lake.

(SNN) – The American government have officially acknowledged the existence of a secret airbase known as Area 51, located at Groom Lake, Nevada. Further, in declassified documents, the CIA have provided evidence of the existence of Alien Intelligent Lifeforms. The declassified documents reveal former top secret information regarding facilities located at testing sites which go back to the Roswell UFO crash of July 1947.

“These documents are extraordinary, stated famous Canadian Ufologist, Anton Freeman, “It's not what they reveal that is so intriguing, it is more what they do not state that caught our attention.”

The evidence came in the form of specifications of a structure built on the site of Area 51, in the fall of 1947. The structure designated Building SC1, was sub-classified as the “Clivus Sterculas EC”. The structure was designed as an advanced ventilated improved pit latrine (VIP) to be used near Hanger 18 for SC1 pilots.

Anton Freeman, during a prominent late night radio talk show, stated, “Although an advanced ventilated improved pit latrine is nothing more than a pit toilet, it was the dimensions and specifications that caught our attention as well as the proximity to Hanger 18.”

The documents reveal that the structure was 3 feet deep, 4 feet wide and only 5 feet high. Built out of gopher wood, the door hinges were made from high tensile aluminium, and the perch opening was only 8 inches in diameter with an unusual protrusion on the side.

“To be frank, as the user of this outhouse, the pilots would have to be under 4 feet high, slender with a fecal discharge mount, or buttocks of under 10 inches wide,” stated Freeman. “That means that the personnel would have to be small, svelte and anatomically unusual.

It has always been suspected that Hanger 18 was being used to house the debris of a crashed UFO, which was recovered from a ranch near Roswell. A witness at the time, the ranch foreman, was the first to find the debris and he reported the findings to the Roswell sheriff, who then alerted the military at the nearby Roswell Army Air Field, home of the 509th Bomb Group.

It is believed that the UFO crash was the genesis of the top secret testing facility now known as Area 51, which was used for the development and testing of the CIA supersonic spy plane designated "the Oxcart", later the SR71 Blackbird, and U2 spy plane, as well as the stealth technology revealed over the past decade.

“We know that the US government recovered the pilots of the crashed UFO,” stated Freeman. “The existence of an outhouse which is impossible to be used by any human being here on earth is just one more piece of the mystery.”

“It is only a matter of time before the US Government actually announce the existence of spacemen from another world working closely with them at Area 51,” concluded Freeman.

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Photo 2: drew peacock, wikimedia, public domain image. "Roswell Daily Record from July 9, 1947 detailing the Roswell UFO incident."


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