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Hollywood Actress Launches Breast Milk Sharing Program

(SNN) - Hollywood actress Alisa Silverclone, star of such hits as True Slime and The Flush, has launched a breast milk sharing service for vegan mothers who struggle to nurse their newborns.

The actress, who has an infant son, has founded Stockpile Lactose Infant Mama Extract (S.L.I.M.E.). “Nowadays, you don't want your baby drinking steroid laden milk,” said the actress, “also, as vegan mothers, we don't want our babies drinking milk from meat eaters.” She added that dairy cows are not herbivores because they chew cud.

Silverclone's plan has women throughout California lining up to milk themselves at S.L.I.M.E. depots. “We have set up several franchise locations called “The Buckets”, said Silverclone. “So far, the S.L.I.M.E. Buckets have collected 10,000 gallons of certified vegan mama extract.”

The products are cartoned and sold throughout California at health food stores. “It's amazing,” said store owner, Blaze Hope. “Our first shipment arrived only yesterday, and we sold out within hours.” Hope advised that she believes many woman are too shy to enter her store and buy the product. “So far the only consumers of 'S.L.I.M.E. Juice' are men ages twenty to fifty.” said Hope.

Silverclone has gone on record as stating that she tried reaching out for donor milk, but it was hard to screen for impurities. "A lot of women unfortunately have a similar struggle, and because we are a community of beautiful souls who recognize the importance of food as health,” said the actress. “we need to protect ourselves from meat eaters and steroid users.”

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