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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Voted 'Stupidest Dictator' Following Removal From Office'

'He Lost an Election? What Kind of Idiot Dictator Loses an Election?'


(SNN) Amid the stunning, surprise victory of supposed moderate Hassan Rouhani, former president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had to face the sting of being voted ‘Stupidest Dictator’ by the Injustice League of Un-America (ILU).

ILU is a loose consortium of dictatorial heads of state currently chaired by Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. The group meets once a month to discuss strategy, denounce imperialist pigdogs and play euchre. Membership is limited to only the cruelest, most despotic, evil men on the planet. They have, however, blackballed Korean authoritarian, Kim Jung-Un for being “an annoying little twerp” so they do have some standards.

Mohamed Morsi, who is being considered for the group and was at their last conclave with observer status, was critical of the outgoing Iranian president.

“That fool,” spat Morsi. “What’s he done is unbelievable. If you absolutely have to hold an election, first you make sure the cards are stacked in your favor, if you know what I mean. Every decent despot knows that.”

Chairman Mugabe was equally disgusted by Ahmadinejad’s performance. He had convened a special meeting of the ILU to discuss ways to sanction the suddenly-unemployed former potentate.

“It wouldn’t be so bad if what he did occurred in a vacuum,” explained Mugabe. “But we all get tarred with the same brush. Next thing you know, people will want us to hold free elections. That is unconscionable.”

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