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Sarah Palin Rejoins Fox Network

'No One Else Would Have Me'


(SNN) Sarah Palin, the controversial one-time vice presidential nominee, has gone back to Fox Network after she left the network to go moose hunting. Palin, according to a close friend who wished not to be identified, told SNN that Palin had tried other networks and opportunities but none panned out.

“The waitressing gig at Bonanza looked really promising,” claimed the paid informant. “However, it fell through when the manager told her he was afraid she would quit unexpectedly. She had to go back to Fox. She had no choice.”

Fox officials indicated they were happy to welcome Palin back since she attracts a demographic to which products are easily sold.

“These people are obviously easily duped,” gloated Fox marketing director, Jim Reynard. “They are an advertiser’s dream!”

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