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White House Receives Extortion Letter from U.S. Infrastructure

'We Want a Trillion Dollars or People Will Get Hurt Real Bad'


(SNN) Officials responsible for the president’s incoming mail have announced the Whitehouse has received a threatening letter. The extortion message appeared to be created from cutting out chunks from highway signs rather than the more clichéd newspaper headlines. Here is the complete text, according to the officials;


Deer PREz Ob AMA,
U-TURNed OUT to be A LARGE WIDE LOAD of DISapPOINTment. We ARe VERY Angry. NEXT TIME PEople MAY Die! WE WAnt a TrilLION DOLLATS or FOLKs wILL Get HUrt ReAL Bad.
-Signed The nation’s bridges, overpasses and highways. “And have a nice day”


The president has refused to comment on the letter but insiders claim he will not be forced to take care of the country’s infrastructure just because it is threatening. “We will not be intimidated,” Obama was quoted as saying by a staff member who begged not to be identified.

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