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Maurice Boucher tosses his hat into the ring for public office.

Former President of men's club forms new political party.


(SNN) - Responding to the average complaint of Canadian voters who state, “There is nobody worth voting for,” Quebec resident Maurice Boucher has stepped up and has made application to form a new federal political party called the, “Integrity Party of Canada” (IPC).

Boucher holds a ten year tenure from S.H.U, located in Sainte-Anne-des-Plaines, Quebec. “We all know that Steven Harper, Thomas Mulcair and Justin Trudeau are not trustworthy no matter what party they represent.” said Boucher, “Although Harper helped me get a 10 year tenure at the S.H.U., I believe that I will form the only political party in Canada worthy of Canadians' trust.”

A former President of the largest men's club in Canada, Boucher brings to the table a first hand experience of Canadian Law, strong knowledge of chemistry and weaponry and 'respect' from many men from Quebec. It is believed that he would not have too much trouble securing the Quebec vote.

“I have heard of Maurice Boucher,” said Justin Trudeau, leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, “I think he is working on a doctorate somewhere in Quebec.”

“Boucher has nothing over me,” said Thomas Mulcair, leader of the NDP, “I look way better in a goatee than he does.”

Boucher has gone on record and said that his party will stand on the Seven Points of Boucher's IPC:

  • We demand land and territory (colonies) for the maintenance of our people and the settlement of our surplus population.
  • Only those who are our fellow countrymen can become citizens. Only those who have pure blood, regardless of creed, can be our countrymen. Hence no impure race can be a countryman.
  • Those who are not citizens must live in Canada as foreigners and must be subject to the law of aliens.
  • The right to choose the government and determine the laws of the State shall belong only to citizens. We therefore demand that no public office, of whatever nature, whether in the central government, the province, or the municipality, shall be held by anyone who is not a citizen.
  • We wage war against the corrupt parliamentary administration whereby men are appointed to posts by favour of the party without regard to character and fitness.
  • We demand that the State shall above all undertake to ensure that every citizen shall have the possibility of living decently and earning a livelihood. If it should not be possible to feed the whole population, then aliens (non-citizens) must be expelled from the country.
  • Any further immigration of non-Canadians must be prevented. We demand that all non-Canadians who have entered Canada shall be compelled to leave the country immediately.

Boucher's former men's club were not available for comment.

The Federal Government has not taken Boucher's application for official political status seriously since residents of the S.H.U. cannot hold office.

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