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Tom Mulcair Challenges Justin Trudeau to Charity Wrestling Match

The Return of The Golden Grizzly

(SNN) Thomas (or “Tom” to his English friends) has thrown down the gauntlet. Mulcair would like to face the newly minted Liberal leader in the ring to take the wind out of the young politico’s sails. Trudeau, who received a great deal of attention for beating then-Senator Patrick Brazeau in a boxing bout last year, would no doubt play the underdog again.

The recipient of the funds for the charity match are not yet established, according to Mulcair.
“I don’t care,” he puffed while body-slamming a side of beef at a local butcher shop. “Give it to starving children or something. Starving socialist children, ideally.”

Mulcair has more dead weight than Trudeau and a number of years, as well, but “JT” is thin in both body and experience. Mulcair, on the other hand, is no stranger to grappling with panting, sweaty men, having toured central Canada in a traveling wrestling show as a young adult. Billed as “The Golden Grizzly”, the hirsute Mulcair dressed in glittery gold spandex with a bear-faced mask and would bellow like a grizzly to intimidate his opponents. Unfortunately, Mulcair claims he has outgrown his old wrestling outfit in a number of places.

The Trudeau camp has responded saying they may consider the challenge, whatever the charity, if Trudeau will still get his usual $10,000.00 appearance fee.

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