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Russia responds in kind to US Magnicockski list


(SNN) - Russia has published an official list of nine Americans barred from the country, in response to a similar US list published by the US Treasury on Friday.

In a statement, Russia has described the US action as a terminal blow to international relations. Describing it as blackmail, the official Russian position is one of action. “This is an outrage,” said Minister of Propaganda, Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov.

The US published its list under an act named after Russian custodian Bulgi Magnicockski who died in prison in 2008 under suspicious circumstances. The published list includes Russian officials connected with Magnicockski's prosecution and any official within three levels connected on Linkedin. The list is summarized as 104 connections linking Magnicockski to 1,655,082+ officials. 7,368 new Russians were barred since April 10th.

In response, the Minister of Propaganda Ivanov announced that they have identified key Americans that have hurt, insulted, 'dissed', pissed off or harmed Mother Russia. The list does not include any American politician, but does include; Ronald MacDonald, Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck, Papa John, Carl Junior, The Taco Bell Chihuahua, Bart Simpson, Luke Skywalker and R2D2.

The list was delivered through a back-channel to the CIA, where officials there were gobsmacked. A senior aide to President Obama is quoted as saying, “Why are they so pissed off with R2D2?” Putin was not available for comment.

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