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Trudeau touts Liberals as 'irresistable'

(SNN) - On the cusp of the leadership race for the Liberal Party of Canada, 'rock star' Justin Trudeau 's humility is a shining example of grounded politics.

“When I win the leadership race, I will make the Liberal Party irresistable,” said Trudeau, “People are saying that I am smart, good looking, funny, good looking and smart too!”

Trudeau, like his father, held no punches when he talked about the Tory government, “It's not Harper's fault that the Tory government is mean-spirited and rather unambitious,” quipped Trudeau, “Steve is not a school teacher. I am a school teacher, so I know pretty much everything, right?”

Trudeau also addressed those who criticize him, “Some mean people say that it's all about my dad, the best Prime Minister in Canadian history, Peirre Elliot Trudeau, and that people don't see me but only my dad; well I say, nay, nay!” Trudeau boasted, “Don't mess with a teacher, that's what I say!”

Trudeau is leading the race and it looks like Canadians will go to the polls in the next election and once again the “Natural Governing Party” will be in power.

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