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A Carnival Cruise goes off without a hitch.


San Diego, CA - With the successful docking at San Diego, Carnival Cruise's latest cruise ship refurbishment, the Sunshine, company spokesman Abel Salutee reported the cruise went off without a hitch. “It was an incredible feat,” said Salutee, “the ship stayed dry, the passengers ate food, and the toilets functioned perfectly."

“We had a marvellous time.” said a cheerful guest of the Sunshine. “At no time were we held captive on the ship for days on end.” said another, “It was as if we were on a cruise vacation!”

The Carnival Sunshine is a recent refurb of Carnival's first luxury cruise ship the Destiny, which in 1996 was considered the largest passenger ship in the world. The Sunshine, one of the most ambitious refurbishment of its kind will replace the Carnival Conquest.

Carnival Cruise Lines is a British-American owned line, based out of Doral, Florida. With over twenty ships in their fleet, Carnival calls their line, “The Fun Ships.”

Photo by: Tomas Fano's flickr photostream, some rights reserved, article or The Sage not endorsed, original cutline, "San Juan. Carnival Destiny cruise ship. Puerto Rico, 2004"

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