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IOC Reveals Wrestling's Replacement

2020 Will Be a Different Sort of Games


(SNN) - International Olympic Committee chairman Jacque Rogge has confirmed that the sport which will replace wrestling in the 2020 Olympics is “Competitive Bingo”. Rogge admits that the decision has been somewhat controversial but is confident it will be a bonanza for advertisers and participating countries alike.

“There are far more bingo players in all four corners of the world than there are wrestlers,” reasoned the IOC head brandishing his large purple dabber for effect. “Just picture the Twitterverse exploding if someone wins the gold with ‘Oh 69!’ You can’t buy that kind of advertising, although of course we have the money if we wanted to.”

Rogge stated if they have over-estimated bingo as a spectator sport and crowds don’t make a straight line for tickets, there will be a blackout of the satellite feed for that event.

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