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National Security weakened by CSIS cockup.


Ottawa - In an unusual move, the Supreme Court of Canada has ordered CSIS (Canadian Security Intelligence Service), the Canadian counterpart to the CIA and MI6, to reveal their intelligence source regarding terrorist cells in central Alberta. “All the courts have done is weakened national security,” said special agent John Andre “as a result, our sources will virtually dry up.”

But what was to be only one source released regarding recent al Qaeda activity, the entire intelligence roster was carelessly leaked to the public by a CSIS custodian. “Its a complete cock-up,” chided Andre, “you would never see this nonsense happening to the CIA.”

Embarrassed government officials countered by stating that all named sources of Canadian Intelligence on the list are 'special code names' and the public should pay no attention.

The top secret documents named, Macleans Magazine, People Magazine, The National Post, Cosmopolitan, National Geographic and Mad Magazine as the primary sources of intelligence for CSIS.

Photo by: Terry Robinson's flickr photostream, Some Rights Reserved, article not endorsed, original heading "Spy Vs. Spy"

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