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Wind Blows Cops Minds

Penticton, BC - RCMP staffing levels were decimated for a number of hours on Friday when a large contingent from the local detachment were at the site of a marijuana grow-op. The assembled officers had set an enormous field of the illicit plant ablaze when the wind changed direction, blowing the fumes straight at the gathered squad members. One poor officer had to be hauled out of the densest smoke area three times.

There was a major altercation when officers fired their service revolvers to bring a Frito-Lay truck to a stop so they could commandeer the snacks as “survival provisions”. The driver, thinking he was having his cargo hijacked, which he was, called police who were conveniently already on the scene, eating the entire contents of his load.

The RCMP task force leader, who didn't want to be identified, said that he already straightened out the problem after giving the truck driver a bag full of money they had found at the grow-op in an out-building.

The officers have all been granted a week’s paid leave to recover from the trauma.

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