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The Sage News Canadian Citizenship Test. Could you pass?


1. In 2012, which Canadian citizen won three 2012 “American Music Awards”?

a) Justin Bieber  b) Justin Trudeau   c) Justin de Nickotime   d) Justin Timberlake

2. What title is used for the Canadian head of state?

a) President   b) Tyrant   c) Capo de Tuti Capi   d) Governor General   e) Head Doofus    f) Band Chief

3. What was the name of the first Prime Minister of Canada?

a) John A. MacDonald   b) R. J. R. MacDonald   c) Lanny MacDonald   d) Ronald MacDonald

4. What two nations founded Canada?

a) Ireland and Germany   b) Lichtenstein and Burundi   c) France and England   d) Mickey and The Magic Kingdom

5. What is the capital of Canada?

a) Crapaud, Pi.   b) Lower Economy, NS.    c) Frenchman Butte, Sk.   d) Dildo, Nl.   e) Ottawa, On.
 
6. What are the top five most popular sports in Canada? (Rank in order with most popular being number one.)

a) Hockey   b) Hockey   c) Hockey   d) Hockey    e) Sex

7. What is the name of the lead singer of the iconic Canadian band, The Tragically Hip?

a) Robert Downey   b) Gordon Downie    c) Shirley “Cha-Cha” Muldowney    d) Ben Mulroney

8. What is Canada’s highest earning export product?

a) Petroleum products   b) Grain   c)   BC bud   d) Politeness   e) Hockey Players

9. What is Canada’s National Symbol?

a) The Maple Leaf   b) The Marijuana Leaf   c) Poutine   d) Maple Syrup   e) The Stanley Cup

10. What is the largest geographic land mass in Canada?

a) The Rocky Mountains   b) The Canadian Shield   c) The Western Prairies   d) Rita MacNeil

If you actually need help with this quiz, the answers page is at www.Iamacluelessdolt.ca


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