Satire Archives
1996
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Did I Just Call Dick Van Dyke "Horrible"?
Monday, December 21, 2015
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Star Wars Would Be Different If ItsTechnology Was Like Ours
Friday, December 18, 2015
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Pioneer Who Took Flying from Pleasant to Unbearable Dies
Wednesday, December 09, 2015
December
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Future News: Syria Rejects American Refugees
Saturday, November 21, 2015
November
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The Dog Who Tried to Kill Me
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
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Top 15 Other Presidential Hopefuls
Sunday, October 11, 2015
October
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School Div to Build Special Wings To Host Every Possible Gender
Monday, September 28, 2015
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Saving the Sage Grouse
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
September
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Cork's Top 15 Rules for the Next GOP Debate
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
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The Cork Report: Cork Test Drives ComedyWire
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
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Humans Mourn Loss of Monster Who Would Love to Eat Their Children
Thursday, August 06, 2015
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Romance in Jeopardy
Tuesday, August 04, 2015
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Top 15 Rejected Nicknames for New Planes
Tuesday, August 04, 2015
August
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White House Reports 120,000 New Dead-End Jobs This Month
Thursday, July 30, 2015
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Oscar Winner J.K. Simmons Makes New Demands Of Farmers Insurance Ad Agency
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
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Indiana Senior Citizens Euchre Games Busted
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
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UFO's: Ex-CIA Unit Debunks Existence
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
July
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Bad Girl: Stomping on the Box
Sunday, June 21, 2015
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True Truth: Six Conspiratorial Conspiracies Debunkified
Thursday, June 04, 2015
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Blatter Quits FIFA to Boost NFL Goodell's Integrity
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
June
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Nickname Guide for Newborn Princesses
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
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Hubbies, Hillary and Police Brutality; News Bits You Missed
Monday, May 11, 2015
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Texas Zoos to Cure Animals of Gay Behavior + More News Bits
Sunday, May 03, 2015
May
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Exclusive! Leaked Docs Show ETs Contacted All US Pres Since 1962
Saturday, April 25, 2015
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Ed Toolis' News Bits # 6
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
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Bring Back Trash!
Monday, April 20, 2015
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The Sage Reviews the Hottest Online Games
Friday, April 17, 2015
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Ed Toolis' News Bits
Friday, April 17, 2015
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Frito-Lay Chips Away Pot Stigma
Thursday, April 16, 2015
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Sea Shanties: The Bane of My Medical Modeling Career
Friday, April 03, 2015
April
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15 Things I Found While Looking for My Car Keys
Thursday, March 26, 2015
March
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FINAL Oscar Analysis (Thanks Cousin Morty)
Saturday, February 28, 2015
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Unique Person Found in Hollywood
Saturday, February 21, 2015
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SNN Mourns the Loss of America's Most Trusted Anchorman
Thursday, February 19, 2015
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Oklahoma Bans Much of History from Public School Textbooks
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
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Top 16 Slogans Kim Jong-un Wrote. Or Didn't
Sunday, February 15, 2015
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White House Unveils New ISIS Crisis Media Campaign
Saturday, February 14, 2015
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50 Shades of Grey-Haired Dates
Saturday, February 14, 2015
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Republicans Vow to Stop ObamaCollege from Becoming Law
Friday, February 13, 2015
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Romney Loses the Presidential Election for 3rd Time
Friday, February 13, 2015
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Anti-Vaxxers Cause Riots at Gov. Chris Christie Rally
Friday, February 13, 2015
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Fox Shock: Is News Channel History?
Friday, February 13, 2015
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Brian Williams Scandal Smears The Sage News Network
Sunday, February 08, 2015
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Homegrown Evidence Weighs Heavy For Brian Williams
Friday, February 06, 2015
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ISIS Social Media Strategy Backfires
Friday, February 06, 2015
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North Korea Issues Press Release for Their Comedy Movie, "US imperialists Will Face Final Doom"
Thursday, February 05, 2015
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George Zimmerman Arrested for Third Time
Thursday, February 05, 2015
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"Secular" Corporations Pull a "Hobby Lobby"
Thursday, February 05, 2015
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Republicans' 2016 Campaign for the White House Coming to a Close Soon
Thursday, February 05, 2015
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Why Are More & More Wild Animals Flooding the Suburbs?
Thursday, February 05, 2015
February
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The Profit Motive and the Media
Friday, January 30, 2015
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Eau de Garbage at Wind in the Laurels
Friday, January 30, 2015
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Shocking! Source Says: Dems to Bow Out in 2016
Friday, January 30, 2015
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Here Are the Latest Headlines The Sage's are Working On.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
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Ancient Astronauts New Discovery
Saturday, January 10, 2015
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Bibles Used for Xbox Scam
Saturday, January 10, 2015
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Miley Cyrus, a Dead Dog and a Moil Walk into a Bar
Sunday, January 04, 2015